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13.06.2025 02:01

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
How did my ex move on very fast?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives